The biggest transition in a man's life is when they graduate from uni and entering the corporate world, while the biggest transition in a woman's life is during their puberty when they have boobies.

When your in Love, the past and future don't exist but only now.

WOW OK AH! 3000 VIEWS! OK IT MIGHT NOT BE A BIG DEAL FOR SOME PPL...BUT ITS ENOUGH 4 ME 2 TYPE A NEW ENTRY! THANK YOU FOR THE VIEWS PEOPLE I WANNA CONTINUE TO BRING JOY THROUGH MY ART! :'D

yo a/s/l baby
you look fly date me
make me go crazy
try to amaze me
keeps it real though
chat rooms a go
sweetheart cupcake
i'll be there fo sho

you spit mad game
from your aol screen name
giving me the links
and sending me the freeze frames
xo princess
pink font and smiley kisses
totally guessed it
dashboard away message

like omg totally
make you fall in love with me
hit you up on myspace
friend request from jayceface
lolol
it's a place for best friends
hit you up on facebook
poke you and tag you look
mad pictures happenin
crazy ill captions
ohwoahohwoah
this must be love

the internet was made for lovers
ohio is just for suckers
i think i'll never go outside
cause everyone i love is online

the internet was made for lovers
ohio is just for suckers

i think i'll never go outside
cause everyone i love is online

like omg totally
make you fall in love with me
hit you up on myspace
friend request from jayceface
lolol
it's a place for best friends
hit you up on facebook
poke you and tag you look
mad pictures happenin
crazy ill captions
ohwoahohwoah
this must be love


Don't just love the internet?
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Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols
Or follow lost prophets
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartmond, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrisson, Jimmy Hendrix or Sid Barrett in vain.

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile, some people are just nice.

Thou shalt not read NME
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular
Thou shalt not question Steven Fry
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
Thou shalt not judge lethal weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products
Thou shalt not Nestle products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants...
...use it to get into their heads.

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out Because you once saw a girl there that you fancied; that you're never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals.

No matter how great they are, or were.
The Beatles were just a band.
Led Zeppelin , just a band.
The Beach Boys , just a band..
The Sex Pistols , just a band.
The Clash , just a band.
Crass , just a band.
Minor Threat , just a band.
The Cure , just a band.
The Smiths , just a band.
Nirvana , just a band.
The Pixies, just a band.
Oasis , just a band.
Radiohead , just a band.
Bloc Party , just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys, just a band.
"The next big thing", just a band.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the 4 elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music x4

Thou shalt not Pimp My Ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When i say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"
When i say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"
When i say, he say, she say, we say; "Make some noise.", kill me.

"Ah, I've forgot were i was, hang on..."

Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix"
P-H-E-O-N-I-X.
Not, P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying; "Izziiit"

Thou shalt think for yourselves.